"Sar Wars" для программеров... 

interface ICreature {
protected:
int hands = 2;
}

interface IJedai : ICreature {
bool Fight(BadGuy *who) {
return true;
}

void SliceHand(ICreature *who) {
who->hands--;
}

ICreature* virtual Fuck(ICreature *who) {
if (typeof(who)!=typeof(IBadGuy)) return null;
else {
Fight(who);
return null;
}
}

BadGuy *goOnDarkSide() {
newGuy = new BadGuy(this);
delete this;
this = newGuy;
return this;
}
}

class BadGuy : ICreature {
bool Fight(IJedai *who) {
return false;
}
}

class SkyWalker : IJedai {
friend class Senator;

private:
ICreature* father, mother;
public:
SkyWalker(_father, _mother) {
father = _father;
mother = _mother;
}

ICreature* virtual Fuck(ICreature *who) {
if (typeof(who)==typeof(IFuckable)) {
return who.makeChildFrom(this);
}
else {
Fight(who);
return null;
}
}
}

class Энокен : SkyWalker {
friend class Padme;
ICreature* virtual Fuck(ICreature *who) {
if (typeof(who)==typeof(Padme)) {
who.marry();
ICreature* offspring = who.makeChildFrom(this);
goOnDarkSide();
do {
Fight(offspring);
} while (handCount >= 2);
Confess(offspring, "I'm your father");
delete this;
return offspring;
} else {
return IJedai::Fuck(who);
}
}
}

class Yoda : IJedai {
void Main() {
if (seriesCount == 5) {
delete this;
}
}
}

class Luk : SkyWalker {
public:
IUnknown *father;
ICreature *mother;

Luk(_father, _mother) : SkyWalker(_father, _mother) {
}

Confess(ICreature who, char *speech) {
if (speech=="I'm your father") {
Luk::father = who;
Wonder("wow, what a surprise");
}
}
} LukSkywalker;

class Padme extends Senator implements IFuckable {
ICreature *makeChildFrom(ICreature who) {
if (who==Энокен) {
return new Luk(who, this);
}
}
}

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